Penis Keychain

Penis Keychain – “A Dangle You Can Handle”

Why keep your laughs locked up when you can let it all hang out? This plush crocheted penis keychain is the ultimate gag gift—complete with balls and charm. Whimsical, weird, and wonderfully well-hung for your keys or backpack.

✔️ Light, squishy, and full of character
✔️ Handmade and hilariously detailed
✔️ A must-have for bachelor parties and brave souls
✔️ Keyring included – because everyone deserves a little dangle

It’s a whole mood. Just don’t let it go to your head.